Hands in the (Bloody) Cookie Jar

As the Colombian cliché says- “te cojieron con las manos en la masa”:

(For those that don’t know Spanish, the above video dated “October 2001” showed Colombian president Alvaro Uribe meeting and shaking hands with a right-wing paramilitary leader.)

Oh yeah, Uribe really embodies the role of “a man with great moral responsibility who embodies all the requisites of a statesman”.