“The blahs”

If only Alka-Seltzer where really this effective there wouldn’t be a need for Ambien, Zoloft, or most psychoanalysts (video link):

Despite Gene Wilder’s advice and Alka-Seltzer’s efficacy in controlling upset stomachs, “the blahs” cannot be cured by two fizzy, aspirin-based tablets. Hence, this is why I try to visit my shrink every two to three weeks.